I write crazy shit, man on man erotica, and sell ladies underwear. You should read more to get an idea of who I am. I'm not patient glibly explaining who I am. Some people do this well but i am weak at it.
So I will admit these things...
I was born into humanity and escaped to the woods, raised by wolves, and eventually abandoned because I ran too slow. I was taken in my a kind Victorian woman who wanted to show her Theosophical Society how Man was a construct of learned behaviours and not emanations or rays from the consciousness of God. She attempted to irritate me with various utensils I knew were superfluous to actual eating and proceeded to tear her throat out.
My escape from her home revealed it to be a Brothel in New England and I then secreted myself in a band of Swedish circus workers that raised me as one of their own. They lived in Erie Pennsylvania and continue to secretly run the government there to this day.
I was finally tamed by a kind woman named Ynhared and still to this day amaze her with my peculiarities and perversions. She will never admit to being amazed rather say she is amused. We are married to a massage therapist and former bee keeper, Shayne, who maintains the integrity of this computer and server in the face of my attempts to open the Windows folder. NO! Bad! Oh the PAIN!
Yes you read correctly - married to a man and a woman
SO this is a site about my mad attraction to men and you should be over 18 if you want to look.
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOU...I want to know 33 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I... more
i see you liked my pic of ol' big red ( my cock.!! with it's cowboy hat on it)..it still tickles the shit out of me!!..when i see it!!...u can't get much cuter!!..than that!!! gotta love it!!..i wish everyone would visit & look at it!!
241#...35w, 18a, 49c, 27th, leaning out and feeling stronger than I ever have been man. Thanks for asking! I just got the perfect push up bars. I find on long drives it adds workout where there is usually just sitting. Every stop I do 10 - 25 push-ups. So I'm doing over 200 push-ups daily. I feel fresh new mass in a short time - like 72 hours. I know I have bigger triceps and a cleaner line to my chest.
Ready to get on the mats with you sometime man. HUG and SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!
Hi, Dan, How's your training going. Back in May you left me an update on your progress. What are you weighing now? Chest, waist, arm sizes? Hope youa re doing well.
Thats great work in the gym! Keep it up!! Hope your having a great week! I totalled my car couple of weeks ago, i'm ok, but now have to start looking for another one. I'm getting my cardio in, riding my bike 5 miles a day.
Hey bud, i hope you had a great weekend. sounds like you have made some great strides.. I wish i could say the same for me. I hit the gym 6x a week, but a last measurement i only gained 3/4" on my arms and 1/2 on my chest....ugh i guess i will keep pushing forward..
No, certainly not dead. Your gains are impressive man. Go for it....and show it off! Bulking myself...not as lean as I wanna be but looking ok I guess. More impressive than ever. And I feel great.
